Mastercard 2

Posted on August 17, 2007. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Ok, so I have been working my useless mind again and came up with one more Mastercard ad. For everyone’s easy comprehension, I have used MS Excel (dont laugh, I have paid my university about $64k to learn the MS Office suite) Here it is:

Token Advice 2000
Random Persuasion 3000
Handy Oneliners 5000
Shameless Flirting 1000
Awkward Flirting 500
Mutual Flirting 1500
Dead Pauses 3000
Caught staring at breasts 5000
Caught staring at breasts of the woman on the next table 7000
Great sense of humor 10
Great looks 5
Awesome timing for innuendos 10000
Dropping her home 15000
Dropping her home in a BMW 60000
Getting to fourth base Priceless

For everything else, you have Mastercard.

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